February 2012
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Quotes from the Writer's Room:
“I feel like this would be a great lead-in for a handful of awesome, vaguely sexist jokes.”
“We should say the puppy got euthanized. That’s irony.”
“We should make a joke about women taking over 4chan and turning it into r/aww. Y’know, instead of what they actually do, which is use it as a platform to degrade themselves to nerds on the internet.”
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“Bitches don’t know what kind of power we have at IT.”
– Matt Ulrich
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Okay but seriously, WriteRoom is the best thing...
I swear if this free download is some kind of thirty day trial, I will actually pay the stupid thirty bucks to keep this app forever.
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I wish there was a period-enlargement trick for...
Monday night, in which I continue to be the worst WLP major Emerson has ever seen. I spend most of my time writing for TV now, you assholes, so just let me be witty and terse so I can move on with my life.
“Have you ever heard of the show “What About Brian?” It’s the...”
– Taylor Tetreau, Media Critic
My Life Would've Been a Whole Lot Easier if I'd...
The Andrea Shea Story.
“I was reading this thing the other day. It was about bad habits that poor people...”
– EJ Massa, everything I strive to be when I’m 26.
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Apathy and Other Small Victories - Paul Neilan
I didn’t know what I was doing in that city. I never know what I’m doing anywhere. I only know how I’ll leave. It’s always on a Greyhound. It’s almost too easy. They go everywhere cheap and all you have to do is sit back and look out the window and pretend that motion and direction are the same thing.
Shame Sushi Saturday becomes Shame Sushi Weekend
Because LadyDesk.
And also reasons.
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I don't know how anyone straightened their hair...
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“Don’t you know people write songs about girls like you?”
– The Naked and Famous
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