I've had you so many times, but somehow I want...
Old song is old. But still so beautiful.
It’s very sexual, but it’s not like he’s cumming or anything.– Christina Carlson, on a guy in “Portrait of the Artist As a Young Man” who observes a beautiful woman and sees her as a bird.
Are you guys all basically Asperger-y?– Christina Carlson, on why none of her students understood why a joke in an 18th Century Novel was funny.
Skankalicious, definition: Make them boys get...
Step 1: Acquire one “Drank” and one “Relaxation Brownie” (both available in your friendly, neighborhood C-Store). Step 2: Feed both to Erin Doolin. Step 3: Estimate exactly to what extent Erin Doolin’s roll is slowed. Step 4: ??? Step 5: Profit! Oh, the lows to which I’ll stoop in the name of procrastination…
Bill Amend steps in for xkcd. →
Oh, Foxtrot. My love for you is everlasting.
Kristin, I’m glad you asked for my thoughts on the announcement of Buffy the...– Joss Whedon’s e-mail response to the announced re-make of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (via thegreg)
In other news
I don’t trust myself enough to write daily while I’m in Europe, so I’m going to keep a photo-blog while I’m there. Theoretically, I’ll upload at least one picture every single day. There will be commentary when I have time to add it, but at least with a photo-blog I can update constantly without too much commitment beyond snapping a picture and then uploading it. Oh, and Taylor and I are...
Get outta your mind.– Lil Jon, who actually has songs that aren’t “Get Low,” apparently.
I think I'm going to do a daily blog for winter...
Because why not.
Yeah, class isn't happening today.
One was canceled, and nothing about this weather is compelling me to get out of bed for the other (even if it is fiction writing). IT’s lucky I made it into work this morning, honestly. Instead, I’m going to eat sushi, read my crappy teen girl book, and listen to my Emerson Dance Company playlist on repeat.
Snorlax has the best poses
skarmory: gimme a sec lemme release some poison gas before the battle starts Don’t worry about me fellas I’m just waitin for my food to arrive I have fallen and I can’t get up come at me bro!! Best.
I wish I didn't think about things so much.
Your anger don’t impress me; the world slapped in your face. It always...– Broadway - Goo Goo Dolls
Your walk…it’s like a dead leg, but sexy. A sexy dead leg. Can we...– EDC Jazz Rehearsal