March 2010
“Sentence I just wrote in my paper: “Before 1986, the AIDS was still mostly...”
– Erin Doolin
Last Quote Explained
AT CHOICES, AN ALCOHOL EDUCATION PROGRAM
CHOICES Guy: Obviously, not drinking at all is the safest option. But if you must drink, consider measuring out how much you drink so you don't accidentally drink too much.
Erin: Oh, shit, that's a really good idea. We should buy a shotglass and like, measure out our...
CHOICES Guy: .................................
Erin: This...is a conversation for another time.
“WHAT I LEARNED IN CHOICES TODAY: Measure in shot glasses”
– This is actually all Andrea and I learned. (via irishglow)
“There are words on the back of the shirt. Which shows that you’re the...”
– Emerson’s Next Top Model Contestant, a Voice of our Generation
James Burg: Voice of Our Generation
James: I don't think I could ever wear skinny jeans. It would be so hard to maneuver in them.
Me: Are you implying that you have a large package?
James: No, but I do actually have a large package. It's not actually my penis, that's really small, but my balls are huge. Actually, just one ball is huge. It has a cyst. I'm getting it removed over the summer.
“MY VAGINA IS FUCKING TIGHT, THANK YOU.”
– Maddy Wojdak
Fuck Yeah Pokememe: Gary Oak was the nice guy all... →
In the original Pokémon Red/Blue, when you encounter your rival in Lavender Town he asks whether or not you know what it’s like to have one of your Pokémon die. At this point in the game, he no longer has his Raticate that he used in previous battles. Your rival battle before this took place…
“I don’t have sex. But it’s okay, because I’m REALLY good at...”
– Joel Jordon
“Fuck yeah, I want a pony.”
– James Burg
Because You Can Never Have Too Many Memes →
irishglow:
Meme (pronounced meem)
Definition: in blogspeak, an idea that is spread from blog to blog
…this idea came from LiveJournal for me and I brought it over here :)
Basically its my 365 project where no matter how good or bad the day I need to think of one thing that I was/am happy about… no…
Self-defence with a Walking-stick: The Different... →
Mother. Fucking. Awesomesauce.
I demand a walking stick immediately. Or just a stick from the Boston Commons. Whatever.
“The book is almost always better than the movie…It’s hard to...”
– Warren Ellis
Day 5: Your Favorite Quote
“It is sometimes difficult to discern who it is that is getting anally raped.”
– Andrea Shea
"I Swear I'll Stop Complaining One Day"
My memoir title. Let me show you it.
Met a beautiful boy creature Friday night.
…And then he opened his mouth.
It sounded like he’d gotten a fucking lobotomy at birth or something.
I think I need to lower my standards.
“So since you turned down plan A of going to the desert and trying peyote, how do...”
– Christian Carter
“I wish I could just shave all your hair off and put in a plastic bag. Then I...”
– Melanie Rieders
Day 1: Your Favorite Song
Asking me what my...
Because I Can
Day 01 — Your favorite song Day 02 — Your favorite movie Day 03 — Your favorite television program Day 04 — Your favorite book Day 05 — Your favorite quote Day 06 — Whatever tickles your fancy Day 07 — A photo that makes you happy Day 08 — A photo that makes you angry/sad Day 09 — A photo you took Day 10 — A photo of you taken over ten years ago Day 11 — A photo of you taken recently Day 12...
