Too much to say for 2011, and I have some...
So I guess I’ll have to summarize all my feelings come 2012. SEE YOU NEXT YEAR, BITCHES, HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.
Phrases I hate: "Real Women Have Curves"
whore-an: I think some intelligent people would agree, so before you go all apeshit on me, if you don’t understand you should think about it for a second. Because this phrase is saying that REAL WOMEN are curvy. Okay. I think that’s wrong. Because are women who are naturally thin less womanly than those with curves? Are athletes who have worked hours to train for their passion less womanly...
I was about to make a joke about how my car is...
but then I remembered that I drive a Mercedes and though my automatic lock acts up from time to time, my friend’s mirror is quite literally zip-tied onto his car. And one of his doors doesn’t have a handle. Oh, right. Real problems.
He taught me this great game, it’s called “Homeless Person or Cold...– Oh, Emerson
So Yesterday was like my seventh grade anthem. I was so depressed. I wasn’t...– Alyssa Altman on depression
I want my wedding to be like, a backyard wedding? With lights and lanterns...– Alyssa Altman on her dream wedding.
And ideally Hillary Duff would be playing at my wedding. I was just kidding. The...– Alyssa Altman on Hillary Duff
Looking through Audrey Altman's Facebook photos...
Alyssa: Where was this even taken?
Audrey: Uh, Delight?
Alyssa: What the fuck is that?
Audrey: A sixteen and under party? Duh?
Alright I'm done.
my otp: breathes in the same room
me: holy shit
me: oh my god
me: oh my fucking god
me: oh my god they're sharing the same air
me: they're so in lov-- OH M YGOD THEY LOOKED AT EACH oOTHER
me: IM GONNA DIE
me: I CANT LIVE
me: i love you
There were so many good things on my dash this...
Watch out world, this is about to become ReblogCity.tumblr.com.
T-tell your boyfriend, if he says he's got beef:
that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin’ scared of him.
ethanaboutnothing: 47-47: Butter, 2011 I need to see this movie right now SO EXCITED for this to be unleashed on the world. I hate to be the dude that’s like ~~omg already saw it. But really, I want it to do well because it’s that good. Looks SO FUN.
So I finally got my second pair of jeggings, this...
I used to be such a Hollister biddie (blame my inner beach bum), but I’m a ~twenty-something~ now and have mostly grown out of that phase. But no matter how old I get, no other brand of jean/jegging will ever fit me the way Hollister always has and will.
Humanity i love you because you are perpetually putting the secret of life in...– In which ee cummings sums it up. (via youvegotbeauty)
Seriously though, where are my car keys.
…Shame Edit: I’ve been searching for these keys since like Thursday, having stress dreams about having left them in the front door lock to be stolen by some creep who will use them to enter my house in the middle of the night (not like, steal my car, like a normal person worries about). Turns out the keys were in my heart purse all along. Embarrassing.
A City of Churches - Donald Barthelme
“I’ll dream,” she said. “Things you won’t like.” “We are discontented,” said Mr. Phillips. “Terribly, terribly discontented. Something is wrong.” “I’ll dream the Secret,” she said. “You’ll be sorry.” “We are like other towns, except that we are perfect,” he said. “Our discontent...