September 2011
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You know you're out of shape when the last gym you...
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…Dammit.
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“I once ate so much ramen that I had to go to the hospital.”
– Dan Park, my Asian Soulmate
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“Stick a squirtle in your dick and see how that turns out for you. Glasses and...”
– Freshman Year Andrea
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
ELLEN FUCKIN' FRENCH.
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Callin’ me out on tumblr like a bitch.
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fuckyeahneilmcneil replied to your post: Sorry, I’ll stop now.
You’re tacky and i hate you
If you don’t support the beauty that is Hanna and Caleb (affectionately referred to as Haleb), we can never, ever be soul mates.
ELLEN FUCKIN' FRENCH.
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Callin’ me out on tumblr like a bitch.
Sorry, I'll stop now.
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ELLEN FUCKIN' FRENCH.
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Callin’ me out on tumblr like a bitch.
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ELLEN FUCKIN' FRENCH.
Callin’ me out on tumblr like a bitch.
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"The DC reboot made female characters more...
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by taking away their power, their history, their relationships.”
http://www.fempop.com/2011/09/22/inside-scott-lobdells-revolutionary-attack-on-comic-book-sexism/
Hilarious, biting, strong, perfect. Just like Starfire was before DC beat her with the slut stick.
I mean, shit stick.
Actually, I mean both.
“Oh no, you motherfuckers. That’s not your fantasy. Your fantasy is a...
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No More Mutants: 52 Problems by Andrew Wheeler →
The problem DC has right now is that too many of their creators decided that their book was going to be the one targeted to that all-important horny adolescent boys niche, and someone else could deal with stuff like ‘women’.
Snarky variations on a theme.
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A 7-year-old girl responds to DC Comics' sexed-up... →
Preach.
I’m going to write a Pissed Off Andrea is Pissed Off rant-a-thon about the DC reboot at some point (if I ever get around to it. Which I probably won’t), but for now…this says everything.
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5 Ways You Know It's Time to Get Married →
And please, please note that when I talk about enjoying the girl’s company, I am not referring to that breathless worship where you think she’s a magical goddess, where you feel the gut butterflies every time she walks past and you go aaaawwwww every time she farts. Pop songs have taught you this is what it’s all about (“Every Little Thing She Does is Magic”? Fuck...
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“When Fall Out Boy broke up, she was so distressed that she went out and bought...”
– White…girl…problems?
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I don't know who you think you are, but I know...
I wanna do bad things with you.
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The Joy Luck Club
quicksummary:
Tiger moms and tiger daughters talk about themselves. Plus crab gets eaten (or not) and someone cuts themselves.
(murraysmusings)
This isn’t a quick summary of The Joy Luck Club, this is a quick summary of my whole life.
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It's been a pretty oof-worthy week as far as my...
Feature pitch got fairly shredded to pieces by both my professor and fellow students. I think the defining moment of “fuck me” was around the time my professor hit me with what I can only assume was his most uninterested stare and asked, “So…does your movie have a plot?” I somehow managed to get more shit than the girl whose pitch, in its entirely, was literally...
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“I know a lady, good and evil, showed me that I was a gentleman. Wait for the...”
– A Lady - Tally Hall
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Night of a thousand tumbles
instead of writing my Beacon article that was due last Tuesday.
Whatever. Whatever. Whatever.
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“I can’t have everything I want; they say I’m just too young, but...”
– 24 Hours - Alexz Johnson
“I wish I lived in a world where I could tweet with the hashtag “Little...”
– Taylor Tetreau on social media.
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