do I want to spend the last hour and a half of my night watching season 2 episode 3 of Sherlock, or Step Up 2: The Streets in 1080p?
- Me: Alex is on his way back!
- Ethan: TELL HIM TO COME OVER.
- Me: I did!
- Ethan: Have you ever wondered...
- Andrea: ...oh, here we go...
- Ethan: ...about how if when someone was on their way home, you would like...
- Andrea: ...nope, not at all, not ever...
- Ethan: ...set up this elaborate murder scene? Like, Andrea is hanging from a ceiling fan --
- Andrea: NO.
- Me: NO.
- Ethan: -- and Taylor is hanging from a meathook --
“Write what you know” doesn’t mean “write something that happened to you”. It means “tell us something true about yourself which you normally keep hidden”.