When you came in, the air went out.
#1: On Procrastination
thefrenemy: As it goes, I’ll never have to outrun anything. Dinosaurs, for example, are dead. Zombies are a distant dream, one that pictures me swinging a sword that ostensibly, I have no real access to. I’d probably cry over my loved ones and die. I’d probably break my glasses and die. There are also no rabid chimps in New York City, so no, running is something I do not have to do. However, I...
benkling: I did my first standup set at an actual comedy venue this week. Here’s some of it! Ben Kling: American Hero
MONDAY: Nonfiction critique WEDNESDAY: Fiction critique FRIDAY: Young Adult Long essay SATURDAY: fEVVYs banquet MONDAY: American Short Story paper WEDNESDAY: Fiction final revision THURSDAY: Classy Beach Night ??? Profit?
What do you mean, "Champagne Problems?"
Taylor: The greatest tragedy of my life right now is that I still don't know who the EPs are for next year's EVVYs.
Me: Wow. Your life is so hard.
Taylor: It IS. Thank you for understanding.
I’d invented a sandwich here when I was fifteen – the Keep Hoping… People...– HOPE WAS HERE D: D: (via youvegotbeauty) Warning: I’m gonna be unapologetically reblogging every last Hope Was Here quote Taylor posts from now until the end of time.
Boneyard: Monday, 10PM
Me: What if we just like...killed this box of Franzia?
Taylor: I mean, if I'm drunk I'll probably funnier. Which is good for the sketch I have to write, so...
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Is that like a nemonic device for...– Shea, lol. (via helpdeskthursdays) Meanwhile Brian can’t spell the word “mnemonic” and thus has no right to judge me. And for the record, I said “a mnemonic device LIKE the one for the rainbow.” So.
Me: You named. Your laptop. Matt's Macbook BRO?
Matt: ...Look, I don't have to defend myself to you.
Matt: It was funny. I laughed when I thought of it. A lot. And it still makes me laugh so.
Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) = boom!
the-lunar-alchemist: -purplenurples: I love it when Tumblr folk find new ways to explore this wonderful site lol.
californiadisorder replied to your post: Okay some guy literally just threw up on the street outside of my apartment window and then propositioned a girl on her way home not twenty seconds later. Can I live with you Obviously.
Okay some guy literally just threw up on the...
STAY CLASSY, CENTRAL.
Christian Group Holds Apologetic Signs at Pride →
Don’t mind me I’m just sobbing over how beautiful this is:
Things I've Learned
thefrenemy: Here are some things I’ve probably learned by now. Please note that some of these things I should have learned by now but it hasn’t quite set in yet. Please note that some of these things I am so, so close to finally getting. I am a sloppy work-in-progress. Everything is worse and better and bigger at night and in the exact moment you’re having it, and then it’s just ‘oh wah no big,...
The (Less Than) Socially Acceptable Way To React...
Guy: I just. Wanted to say hi.
Guy: My name is Mark. Hi.
Guy: So I was just saying hi.
Me: Okay. Well. I only have eight minutes before I have to be in studio, and I like...need ice cream or I'm going to fucking kill myself because I've been inside all day so.
Guy: Uh. Bye?
You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion....– Harlan Ellison (via michellelynking)
xenite: “im probably the biggest nerd you’ll ever meet” “im probably the most random person ever” “youll never meet anyone like me” “im different from most girls” Because I’m just not like the other girls~~~
The Internet (A Poem)
sanfranciscoburning: Dylan Winter, folks.
I'm just going to bet on myself and assume I can...
Yeah? Yeah. Okay. Sleep now please.