September 2012
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ethanaboutnothing replied to your photoset: Light of my life, fire of my loins, and seriously…
i really have changed so many lives. also, i have gotten so much more attractive since having diabetes
I’m really only responding to this so people can see you continuing to be the weirdest person anyone’s ever met.
Also, ~dat ass.
Zac Efron To Star In ‘Are We Officially Dating?’ |... →
Filed under: Movies I Will Mock Relentlessly Right Up Until the Moment I Inevitably Sit Down in a Theater to Watch It and Cry at the Stupid Ending.
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lurveleelee:
if you don’t drink
you’re not better than people who do
if you do drink
you’re not better than people who don’t
if you don’t smoke
you’re not better than people who do
if you smoke
you’re not better than people who don’t
if you wear crocs
there’s no help for you i’m sorry
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The Story of How Cass Cain Came to Comics
dcwomenkickingass:
Remember there is a campaign today for folks to show support for Cass Cain.
I thought you might all enjoy reading the story of how Cass Cain came to comics by the editor who helped create her.
Here’s a guest post by former DC editor Scott Peterson. Hope you enjoy it!
Batgirl! The Secret Origin of Cass Cain
And remember go to Comixology and spend $1.99 on Batgirl #1 with...
August 2012
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I've never seen the IT Crowd, but I'm pretty sure...
Irate Helicopter Parent: I need to get into my daughter's account, but her password expired. Can you reset it for me?
Me: Is there any way I could speak to your daughter about this matter? Our general policy is to only assist in password resets for the person to whom the account belongs.
Irate Helicopter Parent: Well, my daughter's tried calling but you guys close before she gets off of work every day.
Me: Is there any way she could maybe give us a call during her lunch break? It's a quick, five minute process, I promise. I'd be happy to help her if she called.
Irate Helicopter Parent: She doesn't get a break.
Me: She works nine to five, the entire time the Help Desk is open, but she doesn't get a lunch break?
Irate Helicopter Parent: My daughter works at a deli. She has to work through lunch.
Me: ...That sounds illegal.
Irate Helicopter Parent: Excuse me?
Me: For your daughter to not get a lunch break. It seems illegal. Have you looked into that? I'd be concerned.
Irate Helicopter Parent: Can you just reset her password so I can get into the account?
Me: No. But you should really check to make sure your daughter isn't like, the victim of people who ignore labor laws.
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xxalwaysafterxx:
Remember that episode of Teen Titans where Mumbo turns everyone into animals and Beast Boy’s all, “LOL I ALREADY DO THAT” so Mumbo turns him into a lamp.
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'Happy Endings' and 'Don't Trust The B In Apt. 23'... →
UH CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS
Joss Whedon on 'The Avengers'
I don’t think it’s a perfect movie. I don’t even think it’s a great movie. I think it’s a great time, and I’m proud of it, but for me, what was exciting is that people don’t go to see a movie that many times unless it’s pulling on something from within, unless there’s a need there. That’s very gratifying.
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BREAKING NEWS: FOX SHOCKED TO FIND OUT THAT THEY...
isnthesweet:
Matthew Turman, Director of Programmin at FOX, has stated that “Unfortunately, no matter how many memos we send or buttons we press, we just can’t cancel a show not on our network apparently.”
When asked why they wanted to cancel it Turman stated that “It’s just kind of a natural reflex whenever we hear his name.”
"It wasn't a coat hanger. It was a wire. The... →
presidentjonesco:
An important read. Go spend three minutes on it.
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ABC Greenlights ‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ Marvel Pilot, Joss... →
firebolting:
ABC has ordered a pilot for S.H.I.E.L.D, a live-action series from The Avengers writer-director Joss Whedon, Marvel TV and ABC Studios.
S.H.I.E.L.D. will be written by Whedon, his bother Jed Whedon and Maurissa Tancharoen. Joss Whedon also is set to direct the pilot, schedule permitting.
As exciting and incredible as this sounds, I’m a little afraid for a S.H.I.E.L.D....
gingerhaze:
The car tire behind Hawkeye’s head when he delivers his “Captain, it would be my genuine pleasure” line cracks me up.
It’s like they’re trying so hard to convince us that yes, he really is a good guy now, that they had to literally give him a halo.
And the next thing he does is go and save babies from buses.
