Allow me to take this opportunity to clarify something once and for all, so there is no confusion going forward: Oliver is the worst. Not just the worst character on “The O.C.,” or the worst character in television history, no. THE WORST. Like, below the song “Butterfly Kisses” by Bob Carlisle and genocide. He is terrible in every conceivable way, and the world would have been a better place if he had been eaten by a shark 30 seconds into his first appearance on the show. So to have him anywhere but last on the list of the show’s characters is unacceptable and I will not stand for it. After all, this is THE INTERNET. This matters.