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shiny hair and sass
comic books and friendship
los angeles via boston via los angeles
violently, cripplingly, debilitatingly afraid of foam
|Godfrey:||...but the salary demands...and the pension and insurance increases...the profit-sharing...there's no way. You can't! It'd take every last penny you have!|
|Bruce Wayne:||You'd be surprised, Godfrey. I have some very big pennies.|
when I eventually write my pair of memoirs “Being A Person Is Stupid And Hard” & “But Everything About Being Alive Is Hilarious,” this chapter of my...
when you don’t get enough likes on a status
Hey you ever notice how at first you’re super stoked about your phone and it seems like the perfect size and then you’re assaulted with images...